Is Bigfoot a Protected Species?http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981720732
According to John Lloyd Scharf's email exchange last May with Texas Wildlife chief of staff, Lt. David Sinclair, "non-protected, nongame animal may be hunted on private property with landowner consent by any means".
Even though Sinclair didn't mention Bigfoot at all in his email, some people took the "straight description of the law" literally, and believed that it was legal to hunt Bigfoot. After he publicly cleared up Sharf's misinterpretation of the law in a FoxNews.com article, Bigfoot was safe again... until now.
On Ebay, a hunting permit sticker is currently selling for $3.97 and it has the description, "SASQUATCH HUNTING PERMIT TEXAS 2012-2014". So far, one has been sold, and there's 3 left in stock. The sticker is about 4" wide x 3" tall, and it's made from the highest quality vinyl.
"Easy Installation. Apply them to your Car, Truck, Boat, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, Sled, PS3, Xbox, Laptop, Zombie Assault Vehicle."